Bree Sharp's "David Duchovny"

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Honestly you could just read the title of the song, and then I wouldn't have to write anything. The music is (for the most part) inoffensively passable, and really the only thing that matters is the lyrics which should make any who ply the trade feel grossly incompetent. Here're some (in all seriousness) brilliance-highlighting excerpts:

David Duchovny floating above me/In the alien light of the spaceship of love, I need/David Duchovny hovering above me/American Heathcliff, brooding and comely/David Duchovny, why won't you love me?

My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight/Want to put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights/Sitting like a mindless clone/Wishing he would tap my phone/Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone/And I would say...

David Duchovny I want you to love me/To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me/David Duchovny I know you could love me/I'm sweet and I'm cuddly - I'm gonna kill Scully!

So you read the title and now some lyrics, and I didn't really have to write anything to convey what this song is. I wasn't joking about those lyrics.